Seeing as I couldn’t hold a note if it were glued to my hands, I will never be a rock star. But that’s ok. It doesn’t mean I can’t make up cool names for the invisible band I will never have! How about:


*Colinoscopy Powell

*Trash Bag

*Lickety Spitz

*The House of Maxwell (good to the last….chord!)



And other such amazing combinations. And I’ve copyrighted these names, so don’t take them, and name your children after my band. I will be so mad! MAD I tell you!!

To be continued…..