People who work a few rows down from me are leaving.

Two people to be exact. Today is their last day and I’m seriously beaming with happiness. Not because they’ve really “wronged” me in any way, it’s just that they make personal phone calls all day long, and…..

They have the most irritating voices EVER.

She sounds like Minnie Mouse, even squealier and higher pitched.

He sounds like Truman Capote, except more whiny and nasal.

Is it wrong to hate people passionately just because of the sound of their voices? Oh well. They’re packing their desks up right now. Can you hear it? The sweetest sounds I’ve heard in a while.

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