Twas the night of the Flash-mas, on the warm New York streetWalked Jamie and Megan, with steps quick and fleet

They walked side by side, full of joyous young chatter

They had no idea that something was the matter

Then what to Meg’s horrified eyes should appear

That man’s dick is hanging out!!! It swings free and clear!!

Grabbing their hands and breaking out into a run

The girls fled away, that fuck might have gun!

Screaming “EWWWWWW!” as they ran away in a mock fright

As their echoing laughter rang out in the night

So listen, you perverts, keep that shit put away

Or we might be laughing at YOUR dick someday!!!