This week for work I’m making laughably feeble attempts to edit and organize massive volumes of information about….physics.

Like I know a goddamn thing about physics. (Other than the good old “what goes up….” shenanigans) Seriously. Don’t these people know I went out of my way in school to AVOID physics?!? Oh man.

Also, they put my name on my desk (I’m a temp!) and I really feel like an employee of Dunder-Mifflin. “The Office” feels more resonant than ever. And the itch to cut-and-run is growing. But I will stay. I like having a place to live.