I was returning the van to the rental dealership today for work and was stuck in gridlock listening to the radio when I heard it….the reason radio still exists to delight us…commericals that are best heard but never seen.

It was an add for cosmetic dental surgery. They promised to use lots and lots of anethesia and vowed “You’ll wake up with a smile and little to no recollection of what just happened.” (VERBATIM)

Call me crazy, but this promise sounds a lot like:

*Date rape

*Brainwashing

*The perfect set up for a crime pulled off by the JOKER!! mwahahaha.

Needless to say I almost veered into the next lane I was laughing so hard. But I didn’t. My flawless driving record is in tact.

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