For the time being, I will no longer offer valid, truthful answers to MySpace questions. Do people really network on this thing? I can’t imagine someone pouring over my list of favorite music, smart ass comments, and awkward photographs and offering me my dream job.

Besides, isn’t that why we read? Because we like a good story? So take these temporary profile updates for what they are – fuel for the imagination. Life between the ears is often the more exciting version anyways.

Have a good weekend everyone. I’ll be away from my cardboard box for a bit, while I pop home to Alcatraz to see my talking cat. I just hope my ex-husband isn’t around. I don’t like playing the long con while he’s in town.