…is totally pathetic, because the highlight is the dashing man in the pinstriped suit behind you in line at Starbucks….I love you, dashing man…..even if I think you might be gay….you’re so dashing!

….is cut short because you actually created more work for yourself than you had to do, and subsequently feel like a jacktard, bogged down with imaginary work.

….is somewhat mysterious because when you checked your gym bag, there was one lonely sneaker staring back at you, wondering why you left his brother at home today.

…is actually beautiful, because even though it’s way too cold outside, there is a free outdoor concert in Lincoln Center, and the sounds of classical music against the majestic backdrop remind you that New York is without a doubt one of the greatest places on earth.