“Micah Kellner is running to replace Pete Grannis who has resigned from his Assembly seat to become the Commissioner of the Department of Enviromental Conservation. Micah needs your help getting him elected.”

…says an official Young Democrat website.

This guy Micah and an old beardy fellow who looks like his dad are at my bus stop every goddamn day!! I even tried switching bus stops and he was still there!! GO AWAY MICAH! I am an independant voter. I don’t want to shake your hand or get a pamphlet. It would be the same if you were a Republican. I want you to leave me alone and stop trying to grab me as I rush to catch an elusive crosstown bus. 8 am is just not the time for political rhetoric.

PS. I also think you look like the possessed child from “The Omen”