It’s during my lunches with Julie that I do my best revelatory thinking. After a nice hour chatting outside of Lincoln Center, it struck me that America’s Next Top Model Winner Jaslene:

is SO OBVIOUSLY the spawn of Rosie Perez


 I know you’d rather not, but can’t you just imagine these two in the bedroom?

“It’s as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you ‘beast’ I’ll rip their lungs out.”
“Trust you? The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.”