From our good friends at MSN.com

“LOS ANGELES —  Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.”

Oh my gosh….really? Do you promise? Was the Los Angeles district court SO RIGHTFULLY EMBARASSED by this debacle that they decided to fix it as soon as humanly possible? (Apparently they were inundated with hundreds of phone calls and emails saying it was completely ridiculous that someone who could have killed someone driving drunk multiple times should be given such a light punishment)

Wowee wow wow! And now she has to serve the entire 45 days? This is a pretty amazing cap-off to the week. Paris, honey, now you’ve got all summer to really let it sink into your head that your “celebrity” does not equal a get-out-of-jail-free ticket and that maybe next time you leave a club sloshed, CALL A CAB, IDIOT.

BACK TO THE POKEY!! Heehee, I really love to say Pokey. Pokey, pokey, pokey.

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