Dear 10 or so people who sometimes read this,
I am on vacation in California, where I have been for about two weeks. Sorry for not writing. I am currently in a place I am not supposed to be typing this out. I know you’re unable to sleep at night without hearing about the stupid things I see and do.
When I get back to New York, I shall regale you with tales of my adventures here. I really love the West Coast guys. Let’s just say I need to talk about PT Cruisers, hostels, and Pee Wee Herman.