Ok, maybe you guys knew this and I didn’t (why didn’t you tell me?) that when you live in a cute but sort of ghetto flat in London, you get your electricity but unplugging a small key out of the wall, taking it down to your local gas station, and asking them to “top it up” with money.


Does nobody believe in good old fashioned “bills” anymore? It was really weird to get my electricity at the gas station this morning, let me tell you.

Next thing you know babies will be born in the canned goods aisle of the supermarket and cigarettes will be given as a thoughtful get well present.