CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — Astronauts aboard the International Space Station apparently have access to a gun. Russian Cosmonauts carry a gun on their Soyuz space capsule, which is attached to the space station.

Thank Goodness these astronauts are packing heat (IN A ZERO GRAVITY ENVIRONMENT) because I was beginning to think E.T. was getting a bit uppity and needed a cap popped in his ass.