On Friday I received my newly altered grades and am delighted to tell you that not only did I not fail out of school, but I actually did as well (or better) than some of my classmates who did NOT get dicked over in that other assignment!!

*hella smart!*

To celebrate, I went out and got obliterated. Subsequently, I am on the wagon (the one not carrying booze). Takin’ it easy. Urgh. Seriously. Try showing a room to a prospective tennant when all you want to do is pass out on the bed and/or die.