We’ve all heard that Christian Bale was arrested on assault charges filed by his mother and sister (right before the London premiere! Talk about poor timing, ladies)

Apparently it was verbal assault. Because, go figure, Christian didn’t take it too kindly when they asked for handouts and then insulted his wife! The man is out of control!

For God’s sake.

If he really was as volatile as people are saying, he obviously would have slaughtered everyone on the set of “Newsies” years ago. Do you see a trail of dead newsboys? No? I didn’t think so. If there are no dead newsies you must acquit. The proof is in the pudding, folks.