If I had a kid, to name it Dorian Gray?

I just think it’s kind of a nice name. I mean, by the time I have the kid, and it goes to school (figure 20 years or so) humanity will be so stupid, it won’t remember the Oscar Wilde book at all. And they won’t tease my poor son about, like, wanting to live forever so he encases his ageing self in a portrait and is all sexually promiscuous and debaucherous while he is young and pretty.


I also like the names Charlie, Caroline and Harper for my kids. So I’m calling dibs amongst my friends. No taking those names. Pets count too. No cats named Charlie.