Because what else are 17 year olds suppossed to do in Alaska? She’s too young to ice fish, so she should obviously get married and have a baby.

Also, I have just found out that Mrs. Palin’s sons are named Trig and Track. Because naming your sons after activities you do in high school that start with “Tr” is the next big thing. It’s too bad Track Palin is only 19, being deployed to Iraq, and the son of a staunch Republican, because he’s somewhat cute.

I am more baffled by this fucking crazy choice of a VP candidate every day. I think it will come back to bite McCain in the ass.

PS. I love Barack Obama for being a gentleman (unlike me) and not taking potshots at his opponent’s sidekick’s condom-foresaking teen idiot child.