Dear England (specifically London)

As my love life continues down its path of idiocy (aka the parable of the prodigal boy-friend who makes a brief appearance before fucking off again), I’d like to make a friendly suggestion….

Let us find a way to combine handsome (STRAIGHT please) men like actor Eddie Redmayne…

With the ball-busting hilarity that is this

To create a new species of ABC – or as the Burberry campaign called it, the Amazing British Chap. ABC peoples. Let’s get on this. SCIENCE!