For 26 long years I have lacked the hand-eye coordination to do many things:

*Play musical instruments


*Dominate at Guitar Hero

But the most pressing and upsetting was that I could never braid my own hair. I could braid the flaxen tresses of friends, but never my own.


This weekend, I got out of the shower, dried my hair a bit, and just FUCKING DID IT! Braids!!! At last!!! It’s truly an Autumnal miracle!

The only bad part is, I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I totally look like Wednesday Addams.