Somebody needs to try this out and let me know how it goes. I think it could be a real winner.

 

You (Addressing a sexy, preferrably tall, stranger): Excuse me, do you play basketball?

Sexy Stranger: Why yes I do.

You: Great. Because I’m on the rebound.

 

Report back here immediately if you don’t get laughed out of town/a drink thrown in your face.

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