Greetings from about 15 minutes from where the Oscars are currently broadcasting live!!!

Keep in mind, this isn’t going to be an on-going thing. I’m just going to say it.

1. I love Hugh Jackman. The Craigslist dancers! It’s so campy! What is he doing with Anne Hathaway!? This is amazing!! 

2. I love Robert Downey Jr. I mean, he referred to his wife as “his date for the rest of this incarnation.”

3. Good luck to everyone. This should be an amusing broadcast.