A dear friend who lives in L.A. is a health nut. And because she takes such good care of herself, she is super healthy, very fit and pretty, and generally of good cheer. And part of me really envies her macrobiotic diet and commitment to practicing yoga. And part of me will never be that person. A very large part. Ok, the entirety of my being. I would like to be though   Just can’t.

I like to walk. And lift weights. Play sports. And you know how I like to celebrate such athletic achievements? By EATING CHEESEBURGERS  And washing them down with chocolate milkshakes, with a McNuggetini kicker. Heck ya.