Welcome to our newest sub-column, “Bizarre and Inappropriate Crush of the Day” also known to our friends in the UK as “Controversial Shag” wherein our strange infatuations and attractions are publicly aired and explained.

Our inaugural inductee? Anton Yelchin.


Why Him? He’s so cute! Those eyes! That hair! So funny in “Star Trek” (“I can do zat!”) and the future of mankind in “Terminator” (nice job racking up 2 of the biggest summer movies, man)

Why Not? He’s 20. I can’t buy him a drink.

Final Verdict: Oh the difference a year makes…