Apparently PIZZA HUT, delicious icon from my childhood, is now trying to get us to refer to it simply as THE HUT.

NEVER!!!!

How can they? After being made so famous by Mel Brooks with the infamous villain, Pizza the Hut?! Someone in the PIZZA HUT (I am so defiant!) marketing department is going to really regret this. We 20somethings can see through Bullshit (most of the time, I still don’t know why any adult would read Twilight) and this hipster-izing of our classic pizza parlor (remember the red plastic glasses? The “Land Before Time” promotional puppets? The allure of Deep Dish Pizza?) is some straight up nonsense. Viva la PIZZA HUT and you can burn down THE HUT (The Smut? The Butt? It’s just a ripe for mockery) any day.

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