I mean, seriously?!?

I seriously tried to convince someone the other day that Brian Dennehy was the old Southern guy on “Evening Shade” (at some point, we need to talk about how amazing/ridiculous that show was, and how it really needs to be revived, because there is a whole big audience of rednecks out there RIGHT NOW who need to give me money) and then I realized it was Charles Durning. This is even worse than the time I thought Barry White was Barry Manilow. Or I thought James McAvoy was really a satyr.

Why has this not been exploited on film?! Where is the script that calls for two old white male twins?!? WHERE??