Celebrity Haiku

Oh dear Charlie Sheen

You’re not Dionysus, son.

Hot Shots! is ruined.


Extensions gone wild

New nose, fake tan, holy crap

Ashley you scare me

Lily and Jamie

What is so wrong with condoms?

So sad you’re breeding

New album called “Blackout”
Word synonymous with “Drunk”
Maybe not best choice.

Where did your pants go?

Who is watching the babies?

Why you still famous?